No one ever thought she could do that...

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

I know my flaws before other people point them out to me.

I know my flaws before other people point them out to me.

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

collegehumor:

It Wasn’t Me!

We’re putting together a gallery of animals caught in the act of messing stuff up — have any examples you can include? Send em along here.

laughingsquid:

Texas Couple Builds Elaborate Tree House Mansion for Grandkids

necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

I love you. I never hurt you on purpose.
I don’t care.